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hante:

hante:

I just found a whole uneaten cheeseburger in a sealed bag outside a karaoke bar do I eat it???

I ate the burger and it was delicious

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captainsombrero:

‘Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?’ ‘She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” - Caleb Followill (from Kings of Leon)

MOTHERFUCKER YES WOW

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"It’s not my problem that my ACTUALLY being molested has ruined your joke’s punchline."