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hante:

hante:

I just found a whole uneaten cheeseburger in a sealed bag outside a karaoke bar do I eat it???

I ate the burger and it was delicious

cheattowin replied to your post: Maybe I asked someone to make me press-on ceramic talons

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captainsombrero:

‘Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?’ ‘She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” - Caleb Followill (from Kings of Leon)

MOTHERFUCKER YES WOW

(via hante)

It’s not my problem that my ACTUALLY being molested has ruined your joke’s punchline.

Rabble: Why Rape jokes aren’t funny (via syrja)

this tho.

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